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'Words of Truth'Bill Gates gave a speech at Mt. Whitney High School in Vasalia, California about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world. He was paraphrasing a passage from Sykes, Charles J. "Dumbing Down Our Kids: Why American Children Feel Good About Themselves, But Can't Read, Write, or Add" [St. Martin's Griffin Press, 1996; ISBN: 0312148232]. |
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| Rule 1: | Life is not fair - get used to it! | |
| Rule 2: | The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. | |
| Rule 3: | You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. | |
| Rule 4: | If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. | |
| Rule 5: | Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity. | |
| Rule 6: | If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them. | |
| Rule 7: | Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room. | |
| Rule 8: | Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life. | |
| Rule 9: | Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time. | |
| Rule 10: | Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. | |
| Rule 11: |
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
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Exactly why Microsoft mogul Bill Gates was arrested has never been made clear. The records manager at the Albuquerque Police Department
stated that after a thorough search no arrest record was found in connection with this mug shot. Microsoft spokeswoman Kimberly Kuresman said that Gates recalls being taken in for running a red light and driving without a license. "It is well-known that when Bill was young he didn't have a very good driving record," she said. Indeed, the Albuquerque police have two additional records that back up Kuresman's statement. The
first in 1975 [#52090], has Gates speeding as well as driving without a license. It was the first of three arrests in the late seventies by Albuquerque Police. In the other report Gates was hit by another driver who failed to obey a stop sign. The media watchdog magazine " Brill's Content", published on Monday, August 17, 1998 , features the photo of a long-haired, smiling, 21-year-old Gates as part of a story called Making Bill, on the computer giant's public relations methods. The mugshot was provided, on request, by the Albuquerque police department in New Mexico, although officers there could not remember the reason for the arrest. Microsoft was based in Albuquerque in its early days and its move to Redmond, Washington has, in the past, been attributed to Gates' problems with his New Mexico drivers' licence after numerous traffic violations. He is said to have been given three speeding tickets on his original drive to the new headquarters in the Pacific Northwest. The Microsoft chairman had a Porsche 911 and used to race in the desert. The company's co-founder Paul Allen once had to bail him out of jail. The 911 was quickly followed by a 930 Turbo, a Mercedes, a Jaguar XJ6, a Carrera Cabriolet 964, a Porsche 959 and a Ferrari 348, which he spun in the sand and was labelled the "dune buggy". His home on Lake Washington has a 30-car garage. |
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Rule 12: |
Smoking does not make you look cool. It makes you look moronic. Next time you're out cruising, watch an 11-year-old with a butt in his mouth. That's what you look like to anyone over 20. Ditto for "expressing yourself" with purple hair and/or pierced body parts. | |
| Rule 13: | You are not immortal. (See Rule No. 12.) If you are under the impression that living fast, dying young and leaving a beautiful corpse is romantic, you obviously haven't seen one of your peers at room temperature lately. | |
| Rule 14: | Enjoy this while you can. Sure parents are a pain, school's a bother, and life is depressing. But someday you'll realize how wonderful it was to be a kid. Maybe you should start now. You're welcome. | |
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